MY PANTS ARE STILL THERE

BY THE PRIMATE HOUSE ENTRANCE

SHOULD I WAIT TO CALL?

YOU EVER WONDERED
WHAT IT'S LIKE TO KISS A DUDE?
YEAH, NEITHER HAVE I.

SIR HUMBERT HUMBERT:
W'THOUT BLISSFUL JUNCTION, HIGHWAY
LANES AREN'T TINY LEGS

YOU WERE GREAT IN BED.
NOT SO MUCH IN THE TRACTOR
PULL OR VELODROME

DR. SCHLITZ ONCE THOUGHT
'TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART'
WAS THE SURGERY

LISTEN, MARINO,
IT'S ABOUT PRINCIPLE NOW.
STOMP ON HIS HEAD SOME.

TO MY SURPRISE, WHEN
TAKEN TO THE IMPOUND LOT:
MY TRUNK HOLDS FIVE WHORES?

YOU THOUGHT 'HUMAN KITE'
WAS A REALLY POPULAR
CHILDRENS' PARTY GAME?